Thursday, March 26, 2015

Wanted: Consultant who can put up signs in Media for $40,000

Having trouble finding your way around Media?  Need a job?  Media Borough Council is looking to spend $40,000 on a consultant who can put up signs! (No, Taxpayers we're not kidding!)

15 comments:

  1. 1st sign should read:

    NO TURN ON LEFT
    (Unless you already lean that way)

    What a bunch of morons!!!! Hey residents you should be ashamed of the clowns you vote into office to WASTE your tax dollars.

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    1. It's grant money!

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    2. Grant money is still money the reason there is such a national deficit is because of stupid spending. Grant money comes from somewhere and should be put to better use. with cell phone gps and Google maps "way finding" is a pathetic waste of money no matter where the money comes from.

      Guarantee a friend or relative of a council person gets this job

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  2. 2nd sign should say

    Media the only town with one way streets and left turn only lanes. And dead end (wawa) projects.

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  3. Media

    Only one way out
    Caution dead end. (For development)
    No entry (for Republicans on council)
    Slow ( for rebuilding Third St.)
    No parking (Global warming deniers)
    Curb your dog (or Councilman Robinson)

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  4. Kudos to Media for at least having a gay man for president. At least they are sensitive to diversity and equality. readyforhillary.com

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  5. I wonder if anyone other than one of the council's friends gets that job. "rolleyes"

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  6. Media borough is a square mile - shouldn't this "job" go to a volunteer?

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  7. I don't fault council entirely. They have a grant for this project. I mean, somebody else decided to give them $40,000 to put up way finding signs in am area of less that one square mile. Seriously.

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  8. Will these signs help me find my way from 2nd St to 3rd St, or from 7th St to 6th St? I know it would be helpful as many people ij town can't count. They end up doing crazy things like failing math exams and giving out bloated, wasteful way finding contracts.

    For half that amount, I'll make a dozen signs on fair-traded cardboard complete with sophisticated arrows pointing to "State Street".

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    1. Why don't all you haters on ATM run for Borough Council, I'm sure that would resolve all the problems at least for you!

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    2. Only if the haters are registered as Democrats and get the Media Dems blessing. That's the only way to get on council.
      Just ask Paul Robinson

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    3. Anon @ 6:52pm - I don't have enough conflicts of interest to do so. If only I joined that "reputable" FROGS group, I'd be a shoo-in, right?

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  9. Tedman, can you keep us posted on who gets this job? Thanks!

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  10. "Way Finder"? Is that a real,job? What kind of degree does one need to become a "way finder"?
    Only in Media - you can't make this sh*t up!

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